1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Luca Domiano presents 2 00:00:09,524 --> 00:00:11,524 Studio "Golden Painting" 3 00:00:13,548 --> 00:00:17,548 Written by Luca Domiano 4 00:00:18,572 --> 00:00:20,572 Monica Kiss and other lovely ladies 5 00:00:24,396 --> 00:00:28,396 Adventures on the Orient Express. 6 00:00:28,420 --> 00:00:32,420 Translation of PPA5 for the site pornolab.net 7 00:00:33,444 --> 00:00:36,444 Starring Nikita, Anita Blond, Vicki... 8 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Directed by Luca Domiano 9 00:00:48,024 --> 00:00:50,024 They organize a train trip 10 00:00:50,048 --> 00:00:52,048 This must be very interesting! 11 00:00:52,072 --> 00:00:54,072 Go now that you have decided. 12 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:56,096 You know, I confess to you... 13 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,620 At this age things are going well in the family... 14 00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:01,144 ..not as good as it once was. 15 00:01:01,168 --> 00:01:03,168 - You are a very beautiful couple! 16 00:01:03,192 --> 00:01:05,492 I don't believe you have problems! 17 00:01:05,516 --> 00:01:08,016 - I decided to take a break from all this... 18 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,040 ...on a journey. Unwind. 19 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 - Goodbye! 20 00:02:09,024 --> 00:02:11,024 - Bye! 21 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 What a handsome stranger! 22 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,240 I haven't had a man for so long. 23 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 You are the best woman of all... 24 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:30,024 ..what did I know! 25 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,780 Sorry, but I have to go... 26 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 untranslatable swearing between spouses. jargon. 27 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Let's go! 28 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Madam, go to the wardrobe. 29 00:10:17,024 --> 00:10:19,024 Choose what you like. 30 00:10:19,048 --> 00:10:21,048 Please don't be shy! 31 00:11:31,072 --> 00:11:33,072 Hey, what are you doing here?! 32 00:11:33,096 --> 00:11:35,096 You're watching, you bastard! 33 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,120 - Yes, I was just passing by... 34 00:11:38,144 --> 00:11:40,644 - Get out, you bastard! 35 00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:45,168 - good afternoon, signora! 36 00:11:45,192 --> 00:11:47,192 - I don’t know how to thank you, sir! 37 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 - It was my pleasure to protect you. 38 00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:57,524 - But I would like to get dressed first. 39 00:11:57,548 --> 00:11:59,548 - Of course.... 40 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 - Open it, it’s a conductor! 41 00:12:24,024 --> 00:12:26,024 - just a second! 42 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 - present your ticket! 43 00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:36,024 - Unfortunately, I’m not fully dressed... 44 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,548 - I need your passport and ticket. 45 00:12:38,572 --> 00:12:40,572 ...the train is international. 46 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,700 - Can I personally tell you... 47 00:12:56,724 --> 00:12:59,724 How else can I pay for travel? 48 00:12:59,748 --> 00:13:02,248 - This is not entirely according to the rules... 49 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 ..I'll close the compartment. 50 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,000 - Now expose your skinny ass! 51 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,000 - How expensive are your train tickets!... 52 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:08,024 - You’re not traveling in a reserved seat, but you’ve taken the SV compartment! 53 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Thank you! 54 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 - Signora! 55 00:22:19,024 --> 00:22:21,024 - I'm glad to see you! 56 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,048 - I'm also very happy... 57 00:22:23,072 --> 00:22:25,572 I hope you are sincerely happy too. 58 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 - Waiter, champagne! 59 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Thank you! 60 00:23:08,024 --> 00:23:11,024 Help me, please, button up my dress! 61 00:23:11,048 --> 00:23:13,048 - Thank you! 62 00:23:13,072 --> 00:23:16,072 You are clearly the most beautiful here! 63 00:23:16,096 --> 00:23:18,096 No competition! 64 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,120 This dress is your gift. 65 00:23:20,144 --> 00:23:23,944 I like the Orient Express 66 00:23:35,968 --> 00:23:37,968 You look stylish in this jacket too. 67 00:23:37,992 --> 00:23:41,992 Here you feel like you are in the 19th century. 68 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,160 No. Enough! Otherwise I won't be able to stop. 69 00:24:08,184 --> 00:24:10,184 Indeed, we have time. 70 00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:12,208 Let's not rush. 71 00:24:12,232 --> 00:24:14,232 I was very lucky to meet you! 72 00:24:14,256 --> 00:24:16,256 This is nonsense. I can do much more. 73 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,280 I just can't believe such luck. 74 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,040 Good afternoon 75 00:24:44,064 --> 00:24:46,464 Are these 2 seats at the table free? 76 00:24:46,488 --> 00:24:48,488 - Yes, have a seat! 77 00:24:48,512 --> 00:24:50,512 - interesting journey! 78 00:24:50,536 --> 00:24:52,536 - There are many of us here, not two as usual. 79 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,560 I want you so much! 80 00:25:14,584 --> 00:25:16,584 But not now! 81 00:25:16,608 --> 00:25:18,608 But why?! 82 00:25:18,632 --> 00:25:20,632 After! 83 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Oh! 84 00:25:29,024 --> 00:25:31,024 Sorry! How inconvenient it was... 85 00:25:31,048 --> 00:25:33,048 Sorry. Now we'll fix everything! 86 00:25:33,072 --> 00:25:35,072 Please let's go together. 87 00:25:38,096 --> 00:25:40,096 There are many empty compartments here. 88 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,120 No! 89 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 No? 90 00:26:53,464 --> 00:26:55,464 Yes! 91 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,800 Tunnel! 92 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:40,924 This is symbolic! 93 00:30:40,948 --> 00:30:43,448 Now - in the ass! 94 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,720 And stop drinking already! 95 00:36:34,744 --> 00:36:36,744 Then I'll go... 96 00:36:36,768 --> 00:36:38,768 There are a lot of interesting people here... 97 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,920 Champagne! 98 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,400 Thank you! 99 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,640 I feel good. I want to drink more. 100 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,880 I asked you not to drink anymore! 101 00:37:17,904 --> 00:37:19,904 Go with your sermons! 102 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,900 Idiot! 103 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,240 Are you free here? 104 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,400 Waiter, champagne! 105 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:32,100 Thanks a lot! 106 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:46,324 Oh! What are you doing here?! 107 00:38:46,348 --> 00:38:48,348 This is my coupe! 108 00:38:48,372 --> 00:38:50,372 No, my compartment! 109 00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:52,396 and you must be a thief! 110 00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:58,420 I'm afraid of you! 111 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,940 Calm down, I just drank too much! 112 00:39:08,964 --> 00:39:10,964 Get away from here, drunkard and thief! 113 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Believe me, this is really my number! 114 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Here are my and my wife's things! 115 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:04,240 I'm sorry, I confused the compartment. 116 00:40:06,464 --> 00:40:10,464 Oh! I need to close the door - I'm naked. 117 00:40:16,488 --> 00:40:18,488 Thank you 118 00:40:18,512 --> 00:40:21,512 I'm glad that such a beautiful woman... 119 00:40:21,536 --> 00:40:23,536 ..and suddenly in the compartment with me! 120 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,560 Thanks for the compliment! 121 00:40:25,584 --> 00:40:27,584 I like unusual situations... 122 00:40:27,608 --> 00:40:29,608 Let's discard the unnecessary... 123 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,320 Turn around... 124 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,100 You are all so fabulous, mysterious. 125 00:41:22,124 --> 00:41:24,124 This dress suits you! 126 00:41:27,148 --> 00:41:29,748 - Thank you. It's nice to hear compliments. 127 00:41:29,772 --> 00:41:31,772 I am delighted to meet you! 128 00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:43,196 Let's go look for an empty compartment. 129 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 What kind of room is this? 130 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:09,724 Dance hall! 131 00:42:09,748 --> 00:42:11,748 How beautiful it is here! 132 00:42:11,772 --> 00:42:13,772 Let's turn on the music! 133 00:42:13,796 --> 00:42:15,796 May I invite you to dance? 134 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,200 Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky is immortal! 135 00:42:56,201 --> 00:42:58,223 Waltz of the Flowers is a masterpiece. 136 00:48:36,224 --> 00:48:39,224 And in the ass - under Swan Lake! 137 00:48:39,248 --> 00:48:42,248 Let's spread our legs no worse than ballerinas. 138 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,500 The most important thing in our business is 139 00:53:31,524 --> 00:53:34,524 get away in time! 140 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,480 This is a film about the dangers of drinking! 141 00:53:55,504 --> 00:53:57,504 Good afternoon 142 00:53:57,528 --> 00:54:00,528 Give me some water to drink! 143 00:54:00,552 --> 00:54:03,552 Otherwise I want to eat... 144 00:54:03,576 --> 00:54:06,576 There’s nowhere to stay overnight! 145 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,600 - This is a dining car! 146 00:54:09,624 --> 00:54:12,624 Food costs money here! 147 00:54:12,648 --> 00:54:15,648 how will you pay? 148 00:54:15,672 --> 00:54:17,672 - what do you want? 149 00:54:17,696 --> 00:54:19,696 - in kind, then I’ll give it... 150 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,720 some bread and butter... 151 00:54:22,744 --> 00:54:26,744 - No, I want oysters and champagne! 152 00:58:19,768 --> 00:58:23,768 We're probably going to need sour cream for some bread here.. 153 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,000 it will probably be no worse than oysters... 154 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,240 Let's get to know each other better and... 155 00:59:06,264 --> 00:59:08,264 Let's celebrate the meeting together? 156 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 We were close, but... 157 00:59:52,024 --> 00:59:55,024 ..it’s all over, there is no connection between us! 158 00:59:55,048 --> 00:59:59,048 - have you lost your mind?! I want to fuck again! 159 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:05,200 - no, children, grandchildren, business calls me forward. 160 01:00:15,224 --> 01:00:17,224 - don't leave me! 161 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:24,150 What a bastard, he fucked it up and threw it away! 162 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Open up, customs! 163 01:01:12,024 --> 01:01:14,024 Just a second! 164 01:01:15,980 --> 01:01:17,980 Come in! 165 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,040 What handsome men I have in my compartment! 166 01:01:26,064 --> 01:01:28,064 Show your passport and ticket, please! 167 01:01:28,088 --> 01:01:30,088 Now! First you need to find them... 168 01:01:30,112 --> 01:01:32,112 for now, instead of a passport, look at your butt. 169 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000 Hold this please! 170 01:01:54,024 --> 01:01:56,024 and this too... 171 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,480 - Madam, have a conscience! 172 01:02:11,504 --> 01:02:13,504 Don't hang your underwear on the guy! 173 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:09,000 Now let’s check your documents together! 174 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000 - Did you like my documents? are they suitable? 175 01:11:32,024 --> 01:11:34,024 - All documents are in perfect order! 176 01:11:34,048 --> 01:11:36,048 - I was sure of this. 177 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:19,200 - oh, every day would be like today! 178 01:12:19,224 --> 01:12:21,224 - yes, she has good documents... 179 01:12:21,248 --> 01:12:25,248 - let's move on. I like this kind of work. 180 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000 - Your documents! 181 01:12:46,924 --> 01:12:48,924 - Here, look. 182 01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:54,480 - Thank you! Everything is fine. 183 01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:05,100 - I wonder where my watch is? 184 01:13:05,324 --> 01:13:07,324 and the wallet with the money disappeared... 185 01:13:07,348 --> 01:13:10,848 someone took everything I had! 186 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:29,120 whose panties are these in your pocket, bastard? 187 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,440 - These are probably your panties... 188 01:13:32,464 --> 01:13:34,464 -Mine?! 189 01:13:34,488 --> 01:13:36,488 you dirty bastard! 190 01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:46,300 - if only I knew how to make money! 191 01:13:46,324 --> 01:13:48,324 I would scratch your eyes out for treason, 192 01:13:48,348 --> 01:13:50,348 and at night I gnawed my throat! 193 01:14:10,372 --> 01:14:13,372 - how boring!...my fate is entirely losses. 194 01:14:15,396 --> 01:14:17,396 - You are so sad! 195 01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:19,420 ..what can I do for you, 196 01:14:19,444 --> 01:14:21,444 What would cheer you up a little? 197 01:14:21,468 --> 01:14:25,468 Your sadness hurts me. 198 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,000 Can I sit at your table? 199 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,000 - garçon, Champagne! 200 01:14:43,024 --> 01:14:45,024 - what should I do to return it? 201 01:14:45,048 --> 01:14:48,048 ..a smile on your beautiful lips? 202 01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:58,720 These wines are like the color of your hair! 203 01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:01,744 Let's drink champagne and I'll move on. 204 01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:08,280 I want a smile to light up... 205 01:15:08,304 --> 01:15:10,304 Your beautiful face! 206 01:15:10,328 --> 01:15:12,328 hey gypsies, fun music! 207 01:15:12,352 --> 01:15:17,352 says a lot of compliments. 208 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:01,760 - Good evening! 209 01:16:01,784 --> 01:16:03,784 Can I join you? 210 01:16:03,808 --> 01:16:05,808 - Certainly! Is this seat taken. 211 01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,320 I am a Russian prince, and this is my wife. 212 01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:15,440 What an amazing sock! 213 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,000 - The restaurant is closing. 214 01:17:53,024 --> 01:17:55,024 please leave the premises. 215 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,000 - thank you, gypsy! nah, earned it! 216 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,240 - I rent a dining car for the night. 217 01:18:15,264 --> 01:18:17,264 Here's money for you to live on. 218 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:52,500 here is my coupe! 219 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:04,240 You are the woman I have always dreamed of! 220 01:19:08,264 --> 01:19:10,264 let me kiss your hand! 221 01:19:15,288 --> 01:19:17,288 Let's drink champagne! 222 01:19:17,312 --> 01:19:19,312 once kicked out of the restaurant! 223 01:19:19,336 --> 01:19:21,336 Let's open the bottle now 224 01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:23,360 which they managed to drag away. 225 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:39,000 How difficult it is to open!... 226 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:18,500 oh, it seems like I'm a bit of you 227 01:20:18,524 --> 01:20:20,524 splashed with champagne. 228 01:20:20,548 --> 01:20:22,548 We'll fix it now! Let's wipe it off! 229 01:20:22,572 --> 01:20:24,572 or better yet, I'll drink wine 230 01:20:24,596 --> 01:20:26,596 straight from your dear hand... 231 01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:35,200 it tastes even better! 232 01:20:35,224 --> 01:20:37,224 - Yes, you are a spoiler, sir! 233 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:53,800 - these decorations interfere with our pleasure. 234 01:21:53,824 --> 01:21:55,824 - then let's take them off! 235 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,000 So I got to the Russian princess! 236 01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:20,240 for the third time in the film - in the ass! 237 01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:29,640 for theft - in the ass! 238 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,000 - Stop, thief! 239 01:35:38,024 --> 01:35:40,024 You are under arrest! 240 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:55,000 Interpol. 241 01:35:55,024 --> 01:35:57,024 - you fucked me in the ass! 242 01:35:57,048 --> 01:35:59,048 try to prove it in court! 243 01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:12,000 - Stop, thief! 244 01:36:12,024 --> 01:36:14,024 Interpol. 245 01:36:23,480 --> 01:36:25,480 You are under arrest! 246 01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:38,040 My dear husband! I'm so glad!